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22 December 2010

Baddest Motherfuckers Ever #21- Brian Oldfield

Let the pissing and moaning commence! Another asshole, and this guy would probably laugh right along with me looking at pictures of people in death camps and various acts of genocide. Know why? He knows that people suck, and made a living out of humiliating people and generally acting like the greatest thing since sliced fucking bread.  Yeah, he was fucking awesome.
"When God invented man, He wanted him to look like me" - Brian Oldfield

Picture this- it's the early 1970s, some gigantic, jacked, tan, blond haired guy looking like a freakish amalgamation of Cali surfer and NFL defensive lineman rolls up to a local track and field meet, smoking a cigarette and smelling like stripper perfume.  He changes, and 5 minutes later sets an unofficial world record in the shot put, using a technique later named after him because the man was not only freakishly strong and cocky as fuck, but an innovator.
Some pertinent facts about Brian Oldfield:
  • He beat Lou Ferrigno in a weightlifting competition in a 1976 Superstars competition with a jerk of 310. Nothing monumental, but it was enough to chump the Incredible Hulk on national TV.
  • He competed in the 1972 Olympics.
  • He set three world records.  Two unofficial (70' 10 1/2" in 1973) and (75 feet in 1975) and one official throw of 70+ at age 40, which still stands as a record for his age group.
  • He set the American Record of 72' 9" in 1984 at the Bruce Jenner Invitational.
That's all well and good, but frankly, I could give a fuck about how far he could throw a stone ball.  That shit really only matters to guys who played offensive line in high school and who now sport goatees.  As I'm neither, his shot put numbers mean about as much to me as the speed at which Oldfield types, though I'd imagine the motherfucker was even good at that in his prime.  What makes Oldfield interesting is the fact that he appears to have been awesome at everything, was a strength athlete who was pretty fucking lean at 280+, and who was essentially the strength athlete cognate for Nikola Tesla, an innovator who left a badass legacy although he was fucked hard by circumstance and denied the respect he deserved at his prime.
He even had a great metal face.

From the New York Times:
"Brian Oldfield put the shot 75-feet -inch in a meet at El Paso in May of 1975. That didn't break the existing world record, it obliterated it. Unfortunately, Brian was competing for something called the International Track Assn. at the time. It was, you should pardon the expression, a professional organization, it--come closer, you wouldn't want the kids to hear this--paid its athletes.
What the ITA did was charge admission to its track meets and distributed the proceeds among the competitors. If you can't see any difference between that and what TAC or the NCAA, for all of that, does, go to the head of the class. The difference is the ITA did it openly. They subtracted the hypocrisy. This, of course, was unforgivable to the reigning "amateur" associations.
Somebody had to pay. And Brian was as good a candidate as any. "Say," someone said at a federation meeting, "didn't he smoke on the field at the Olympics once?"
So, Brian's record throw, which was made under allowable conditions, scrupulously measured and calibrated, was not only disallowed, it was ignored. It never happened. Track and field, which falls all over itself certifying some mysterious mark set in the bowels of Siberia by a Soviet vaulter nobody ever heard of, before an audience of two KGB colonels and a guy in a fur hat, threw Oldfield's record as far as it would go. It was not quite far enough. It made the Guinness Book of Records, albeit in the--ha, ha--section right by the goldfish swallowing and the number of students who could pack into a Volkswagen.
In the weird half-life of amateur athletics, Brian was eligible domestically but not internationally. So, he dropped over to a meet in San Jose in 1983 and casually tossed a new American record of 72-feet 9 3/4-inches, only one inch short of the world record.
Brian Oldfield will be highly visible at the shotput ring at the ARCO Coliseum track meet next Saturday. He'll be the one smoking."
So, Oldfield got fucked in about every way he possibly could have been, despite the fact that he was for all intents and purposes the Chuck Norris of track and field.  But how Chuck Norris-ey was he, you ask?

  • HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A BEAR WITH HIS BARE HANDS.  "The minute I got into the ring Little Smokey knew he was in trouble.  He was looking over at the crowd thinking this would be easy meat, and here I came.  Well, the bear threw me a forearm in the neck, which made me mad right away.  I picked him up and threw him through the ropes.  Now the bear wanted no part of me, but I jumped on him and beat him backward.  I was going to wishbone the SOB and break his sternum in half, but his handlers must have realized my adrenaline was flowing.  They came in and took the bear away."
  • Oldfield was on the cover of SI and Playgirl in the same fucking year.
  • He starred in a movie in the 1980s that rivals Troll 2 for utter shit show quality, in which he starred as some jacked guy who ran around and headbutted people to death while rocking a spiked helmet.  If that's not enough awesomely cheesy suck for a film about some suburban broad who battles backwoods drug smugglers in a post-apocalyptic jungle, the tagline for the film is: "Born to shop, she learned to kill!"  
  • assed and he wore nothing but a Speedo.
  • He outraced a top female sprinter in the 60 yard dash, and then threw her over his shoulder like a rag doll.  
  • He broke a guy's upper and lower jaw with one punch... with his left hand.  (Oldfield was right-handed)
  • Coined the phrase "I just had a throwgasm" on national TV.
  • In another race against a chick sprinter, he smoked her for 70 yards, then turned and ran backwards for the last 30, mocking her gender the entire way.
  • Missing his fucking calling in the NFL entirely, Oldfield high jumped 6' 6"; ran the 100M in 10.5; ran the 40 yard dash in 4.3 seconds.  For the purposes of comparison, Dwight Freeney only runs a 4.5 40 at a paltry bodyweight of 268.  (Oldfield was 6'5" 275)
  • After receiving a royal fucking in track and field, Oldfield moved to Highland Games, which he apparently dominated like he was fucking Cobra Commander. Utilizing his eponymous shot put technique, Oldfield was able to set a record in the stone put that remains nearly 40 years after he set it- 63'2" in the light stone.
  • Ever out to show he could hang with anyone, Oldfield went to to toe with Muhammad "Fuck you cracka" Ali and rolled with ultra-mega-superstar wrestler Verne Gagne.
  • He picked up a spare while bowling with a move where he chucked the ball one-handed between his legs... one more "fuck you" to the athletes of a sport who he could beat while acting like a total dick and demeaning their sport entirely.
  • HE DUNKED A FUCKING 16 LB (7kg and some change in metric nonsense) SHOT PUT.


My apologies for the shit music there, but I had nothing to do with making the video.

His workout's likely irrelevant, as the man was a born athlete and kicked ass all over the place without even trying.  Despite that fact, here's some tips (in his words) on how he trained:


1. Lift twice a week, but do full body, explosive, heavy stuff
2. Train with overweight implements
3. Take your minerals
4. Sprint training or hills is very important
5. Become a true student of your event and try to think through every single aspect of what you do
6. Discover what foods you are allergic to
7. Complicate the movement with drills to simplify it in the ring
8. Enjoy yourself...have some fun!


...and here are some of his training weights:

(Pre-Olympics)
C&J – 365
BP – 400
Front Squat – 465 (3 reps)
Push Press – 450 (3 reps)


His (alleged, for you whiny motherfuckers) best lifts were eventually: 
Front Squat 600 x 10 reps
Back squats 600 x 25 reps


25 REPS WITH 600 ON THE BACK SQUAT... and he was a fan of kettlebells.

The key to Oldfield's success appears to have been massive self-confidence, the desire to fuck, fight, or generally own anything or anyone that crossed his path, and a disdain for the ordinary.  Life lessons?  You bet your ass.

120 comments:

  1. Wait, lifted twice a week?

    THAT'S OUT OF THE ORDINARY FOR THIS BLOG.

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  2. He threw 7 days a week and ran practically every day, working on explosive strength as much as possible. Lifting isnt the only way to gain massive strength for shot put.

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  3. It looks like if you have GOOD WHITE GENETICS you can be a huge Brock Lesnar cromagnon cave monster even if you don't lift too much.

    Who'd have guessed?

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  4. The Imperial System is retarded. Its measurement units have basically random relations with one another, requiring ridiculous conversions. Division of thirds, doulbing and halving are exceptions.

    I'll be glad when it eventually fades into the annals of history, which will happen, and it deserves. Yards, chains and fucking furlongs? Fuck off with that nonsense.

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  5. Know what the coolest part of that post was? It was not about David Goggins.

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  6. "2. Train with overweight implements"

    What does he mean by that? Using a heavier than normal shotput? Makes sense. I've used a 20-lb cannonball before just for shits and giggles.

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  7. The squats are unreal, 600x10 front squat , 600x25 back squat?? hmmm... highly unlikely

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  8. Tom Platz did 23 reps with 500 at a bodyweight of 190-200, so it's not impossible... although somewhat improbable. I just reposted the man's claims.

    Beau- As I understand it, the entire purpose of the imperial system was to make mental math easy for builders, which it did. The metric system, by contrast, was created by the French, ostensibly to make baguette measurements, and volume measurements of the engines in their scooters, more precise.

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  9. "Know what the coolest part of that post was? It was not about David Goggins."

    hahaha x2

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  10. Those legs won't do any 6 bill squat, spare us. He certainly did not dominate highland games. He threw the stone well, as he should it is just like a shot. Look at his numbers with a 56, very pedestrian.

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  11. You're an idiot, he segued over the Highland games with no practice and by pure skill and athleticism made everyone shit the bed. "Those legs won't do any 6 bill Squat?" 1. His legs are clearly large and thick enough to support 600#. It's the CNS and ability to handle the weight which really matter - which is why people called Olympic Lifters weigh so little and move a ton of weight.

    Aleksander Baryshnikov was the first to Spin, Jamie - he tossed for the USSR in early 70's.

    Dude is the man, but disgraced the sport with his antics which is why T&F fucked him over. He deserved the brunt of it - as for being 100% Bad Ass he took the cake on it.

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  12. 450 push press for 3 reps?

    That's pretty fucking amazing. I love how his push press is bigger than his bench too, fuck benching.

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  13. Hey Jamie, if you need pictures of feminized men for future hate threads, you should include this guy.

    http://baby-boris.dreipage2.de/

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  14. Fucking Swiss- can't speak hoch Deutsch for shit, they like gypsies, and then that happened. Chopper Read had it right- the Swiss can get fucked.

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  15. Was that the real Chopper who said that or was it the other guy?

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  16. His push press is also fake. In the vid of him against lou he push press/jerks 310.

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  17. David Goggins really IS black! Now i'm interested....(who needs a wine bottle when you've got that!).

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  18. WTF?!! Eh, you like blacks? Fuck you, get off this blog bitch!

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  19. I live in a predominantly black neighbourhood, Porridge. I could give a rat's ass if she likes black people. Considering you're the one who actually posted it I wouldn't be surprised if you'd prefer a black cock to a wine bottle yourself.

    You should come where I live and talk like a racist. I'd love to see that.

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  20. It was Ronnie Johns. Those sketches rival Dave Chappelle's Rick James bits.

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  21. Glen, in interviews for this site you made it obvious that you'd gladly genocide your whole neighborhood just for laughs, and generally consider it to be populated by subhuman fucks. Reading between the lines, I could easily see the implications.

    I knew from the first mention of your neighborhood that you have a deep-seated disdain of African Americans. Your'e not fooling anyone, at least own up to it if you're going to be racist.

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  22. I have a deep-seated disdain of subhuman fucks regardless of age, race or gender. Have you ever called a black guy a nigger right to his face, Porridge? I have, back when I was a teenager. Got dragged across a parking lot for it too. I'm sure you'll use that information for your own amusement in the future so you're welcome. It wasn't because he was black though, it was just because I knew that word would piss him off and it did. It doesn't matter anyway. I'm a grown man with a family now and I don't stomp around like a retard picking fights with knuckleheads anymore. Point is that what you pretend to do on the Internet, I used to do in real life. You're a phony and it's obvious.

    I realize you guys aren't exactly brilliant and need to shit on me because I was made into somewhat of a figurehead on this blog after that interview. But what you fail to understand is that the interview was based on a video that I submitted to Lonestar Entertainment when I was trying to get on Wipeout. I wanted as many people to watch that video as possible so as to promote myself and increase my chances of getting on the show. Jamie wanting to interview me over it was a step in the right direction for me. Yeah, I hammed it up some but that's the nature of the game. Nothing I told him was untrue but him using the wrong video with the blog post threw off the tone of the whole thing. Stories that would get plenty of laughs when told in real life got taken out of context and misunderstood.

    In any case if some clown is going to chirp racism he should do it like a man and not have to pretend to be me regardless of whether he thinks I'm a racist or not. In real life he would shit his pants if he had to walk across my parking lot at night.

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  23. And for what it's worth I would gladly genocide this whole planet. I want to see a mushroom cloud before I die.

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  24. I have a deep-seated disdain of subhuman fucks regardless of age, race or gender. Have you ever called a black guy a nigger right to his face, Porridge? I have, back when I was a teenager. Got dragged across a parking lot for it too. I'm sure you'll use that information for your own amusement in the future so you're welcome. It wasn't because he was black though, it was just because I knew that word would piss him off and it did. It doesn't matter anyway. I'm a grown man with a family now and I don't stomp around like a retard picking fights with knuckleheads anymore. Point is that what you pretend to do on the Internet, I used to do in real life. You're a phony and it's obvious.

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  25. I realize you guys aren't exactly brilliant and need to shit on me because I was made into somewhat of a figurehead on this blog after that interview. But what you fail to understand is that the interview was based on a video that I submitted to Lonestar Entertainment when I was trying to get on Wipeout. I wanted as many people to watch that video as possible so as to promote myself and increase my chances of getting on the show. Jamie wanting to interview me over it was a step in the right direction for me. Yeah, I hammed it up some but that's the nature of the game. Nothing I told him was untrue but him using the wrong video with the blog post threw off the tone of the whole thing. Stories that would get plenty of laughs when told in real life got taken out of context and misunderstood.

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  26. In any case if some clown is going to chirp racism he should do it like a man and not have to pretend to be me regardless of whether he thinks I'm a racist or not. In real life he would shit his pants if he had to walk across my parking lot at night.

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  27. Glen, why do you bother dude. I respect what you have to say and think your a solid poster. But why bother with this shit every day?

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  28. nigga you were drunk as shit when you posted this

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  29. >I'm a grown man with a family now and I don't stomp around like a retard picking fights with knuckleheads anymore.

    That's what we are for. It all makes sense.

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  30. Wtf kind of jeans do you guys wear? I'm a 31 waist 33 leg but I settle for 32x34 since that's as close I get without getting shit custom made. So I have slack around my waist and have to wear a belt plus they're tight as hell around my thighs.

    And do you know how fuckin hard it is to find a pair of pants where the waist is smaller than the inseam? So many damn fatasses in this country...

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  31. Tight jeans are for women and emo fags.

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  32. How did Stevie Wonder burn his ear?


    The telephone rang and he answered the iron.

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  33. How did Stevie Wonder burn his other ear?


    They rang back.

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  34. NaturalBornKiller, I'm pretty sure Porridge takes it more seriously from his end than I do. I don't bother taking it personally at all and I think flame wars are fun. If being "cyber-bullied" is the worst thing to ever happen to you, you've lived a pretty boring life and my life has been anything but. I appreciate a good insult too, though I have yet to see one yet here. At work we make fun of each other all day long.

    I also see Porridge for what he is. Fake. Just another kid who can't remember there ever not being an Internet so he thinks flame wars are a big deal. I can remember back in the mid to late 90s when the Internet was new to all of us, people would actually track each other down to their front doors over flame wars. That shit doesn't happen anymore. If Porridge recognizes me at a strongman contest or in a bar, he isn't going to say or do anything unless it's to introduce himself and shake my hand. And I doubt if he'd even have the balls to do that.

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  35. Glen responding to this stuff is like watching a guy win the special olympics: you feel good for him but at the end, it's still pretty sad. Now we hear you intentionally pissed a guy off and you get dragged across a parking lot? It's like you have earned a black belt in stupidity. It' pretty funny the way you talk so tough but seem to get your ass owned at every turn.

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  36. My my, Glen is certainly desperate for attention this holiday season! Glen, what makes you think any of us care?

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  37. Stand by for the predictable response: Porridge, you are weak, you have no life, can't get laid, etc., etc.

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  38. Dear Glen: I was the anon who posted that thing accusing you of racism. Your reaction was hilarious. Judging by your posts, being accused of harboring the white supremacist doctrine you ever approach but never allow yourself to fully espouse must have caused you to actually recreate the face you're using in your avatar.

    It's okay buddy. Hitler's ghost smiles on you. One day you'll realize the taboo is all in your head, and you'll finally have the satisfaction of admitting white supremacy to yourself. When that day comes, I will be overjoyed for you - it will feel great, I promise.

    God bless you.

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  39. 1 post from Glen caused 4 posts from Anonymous aka Porridge.

    And Glen's posts are at least funny or mildly interesting.

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  40. It's fun to tweak Glen and watch him rise to the bait every time, even though it's been pointed out to him. Funny how he thinks he's in control.
    Porridge

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  41. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?



    He doesn't know he's black.

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  42. Fuck off David Goggins.

    Glen you're prejudiced.

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  43. It's funny how you think you're in control too, Porridge. Online conversations go back and forth, retard. Getting a response out of someone is hardly an achievement worth bragging about.

    Goofs like you always have a million stories about fights that they've won and they're usually bullshit if not wildly exaggerated. I'm not afraid to mention ones that I lost. What difference does it make?

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  44. And the fact that you fought people makes you a man??? Fighting, no matter win or lose, is the last thing that you should brag about, unless you do that for living. And screw these little fuckers that annoy you, ignore them. AND ALL OF YOU DON'T LOSE THE POINT OF THE POSTS STOP THE FUCK ARGUING GOD DAMN IT

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  45. That was never the point. You dumbasses interpret everything as bragging because you're uncomfortable with your own (lack of) masculinity.

    And guess what, fuckhead, it doesn't even matter what Jamie posts next. You retards will make the comments section about me again because that's the way it works now. Get over it, loser.

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  46. I love you Glen. Not as much as I love Jamie though. We should get together sometime. You guys can spitroast me.

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  47. Why did you have to pretend to be Thor to say that? You might be the wimpiest pussy online. I have to wonder, actually, what the appeal of this blog even is to you. You embody everything Jamie is against; you're an effeminate coward and if spelling and grammar are any indication (hint, fuckface: they are), you're not too bright either. Are you really so lame that you come here just for the swearing and the set/rep and exercise recommendations?
    Teenagers are idiots.

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  48. Why did you have to pretend to be Thor to say that? You really might be the wimpiest pussy on the Internet. I have to wonder, actually, what the appeal of this blog even is to you. You embody everything that Jamie seems to be against. You're an effeminate coward and if spelling and grammar are any indication (hint, fuckface: they are), you're not too bright either. Are you really so lame that you just come here for the swearing and the set/rep and exercise recommendations?
    Teenagers are idiots.

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  49. You couldn't just let that one slide by, you have to debate on and on? What the hell is truly wrong with you? Can you stop making this blog all about you, you whiney little bitch?

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  50. Nope. Got an issue? Here's a tissue.

    Goof.

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  51. Merry Christmas Glen. From all the various Porridges here at C&P. I wonder how many times you're going to log on today to battle us.

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  52. I'll probably be busy most of today. I'll never understand why Barbie dolls are such a pain in the ass to take out of their boxes. It's worse than opening a cd.

    Bullshitting with you morons is more like hitting a punching bag than "battle." I've been on the Internet for 11 or 12 years now and have had plenty of feuds and countless flame wars. You'll deny it, naturally, but you guys really aren't very good at this.

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  53. Glen MacCharles, you are as green as grass on the internet. Don't give me that horse shit, you get trolled like it's your first week.

    Prove you've been online more than a year.

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  54. You're not trolling anybody retard. The fact that you even think you are is pretty fucked up. You probably haven't noticed (because you're an imbecile) that I never get involved in any comments section that's underneath a post about anything having to do with diet. That's because matters of diet don't interest me. Meanwhile any other post I can have you buffoons crawling over each other to try and "PWN" me whenever I want with a single comment. I make one comment and suddenly the whole section becomes about me, regardless of the previous topic. You dipshits are doing what I want and have been the entire time. Anybody with half a brain has been able to tell too. You don't even know what trolling is.

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  55. Different guy here, I have to say, that response was pitiful. Any chance you could stop making this all about you? I doubt it, but it's Christmas, go do something else, your responses of late seem very sad.
    Thanks,
    Cream of Wheat

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  56. From the pictures on Oldfield's site, it looks as if he uses a cane and uses a wheelchair for transportation.
    Anyone know if this is due to disease/accident/non-training injury, or if it is due to the orthopedic consequences of his training regime?

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  57. Is that right, "cream of wheat?" Doesn't make what I said any less true though, does it? You'll keep it about me until I get bored of it being about me because you're a tool. Tools are used until they're no longer useful.

    Oldfield put a lot of mileage on his body. It doesn't surprise me that he'd be a borderline cripple at this point.

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  58. haha I made you post on Christmas. I bet your family is thrilled.

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  59. Porridge: "Hey, Glen!"

    Glen: *Generic response to shout out.*

    Porridge: "haha i troll u"

    Glen: *Insult.*

    Porridge: "haha i troll u"

    Glen: *Insult.*

    Porridge: "haha i troll u"

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  60. If you put as much effort into your bench as you do shit-talking on Jamie's website you might be pushing a decent weight by now. No need to thank me, just trying to help.

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  61. HA,HA,HA!!! I WROTE A QUESTION ASKING JAMIE ABOUT HIS STEROID USE (IN THE NAME OF STUART MCROBERT), AND GUESS WHAT? IT'S BEEN DELETED OUT!!!!! CENSORED!!! IF THAT DOESN'T TELL YOU SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES!!!

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  62. Why would anyone care if Jamie is using or not? He posts evidence consistently showing getting results natural, but still has every right to use gear if he wants - i still don't see why anyone gives a shit about using gear at all. I find Glen's persistence to argue hilarious, sadly i stopped reading his comments weeks ago as they are ultimately pointless.

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  63. Because everyone who does more than my once a week bodypart split routine without overtraining is obviously just taking steroids.
    Their use of gear minimizes my accomplishment of 135 pound deadlifts.
    Yours in metrosexuality,
    Porridge

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  64. Oh, but Jamie is opposed to police-state censorship... Or is he? As for Glen, he is clearly mildly retarded.
    Thanks,
    Maypo

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  65. I think everyone has stopped reading Glen's repetitive posts. I know I have.
    Carnation Instant Breakfast

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  66. You shit-eaters actually seem to take pride in this. Pretty empty lives.
    This is starting to get pretty boring actually. You lack the perception or comprehension skills to be even half-decent trolls.

    So to sum up:
    You all suck at lifting weights and need to be told exactly how to do it including exercise selection, frequency, sets and reps.
    You need written instruction on how to score with girls.
    You're proud to be a total pussy who will avoid ever getting into a fistfight because if you lost you'd be unable to live with yourself and have to hide it from everyone. Even faceless characters on the Internet. And yet you get off on reading a blog based on overly exaggerated ideals of hyper-masculinity so you can be motivated to "crush shit in the gym."
    You can't spell or type and can barely read.
    Despite all this, a few minutes of attention from me makes you happy because you get to feel like some kind of mastermind troll for the rest of the day.
    I'm about to go rock a deuce. Do you want to take credit for that too?

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  67. Gee, that response is unusual and out of character. I didn't see that coming.

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  68. Can't spell, type or read? The incorrect conclusions he continues to make, are really amazing. It's hard to believe this moron was actually dispensing lifting advice on the internet.

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  69. Looking at the number of posts someone could think an interesting discussion about lifting and/or Oldfield is ongoing.

    Bad thinking haha.

    On topic: for a guy 55y old and lifting twice a week, his crippled condition isnt as awesome as jamie's post.

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  70. He's in fact 65y old, bad reading.
    Thats a bit more natural.

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  71. I didn't delete anything, for the record.

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  72. Glen, do you have any actual credentials to be able to dispense lifting advice to teenagers via the internet? I don't mean "do high rep wrist curls", but can you cite any meaningful expertise that would give you credibility?

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  73. He actually competes (HE WHAT???), has a fairly good deadlift and is an actual all-around weightlifter with some expertise in nearly any range of training. He's also ripped (something that readers of this blog typically chase forever).

    Sounds like someone with some pretty good credentials to me.

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  74. TON'S of guys can boast the same. You seem easily impressed. Besides what you mentioned, how is his understanding any better or superior than most "experienced" lifters?

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  75. YES, MY POST WAS DELETED. PART OF IT SAID THIS (I'LL MISS OUT THE DIRECT COMMENTS ABOUT JAMIE USING STEROIDS) - LETS HAVE A POLL ON WHO HAS OR DOES USE ANABOLIC STEROIDS. I'LL START THIS OFF: I DON'T AND I HAVE NEVER USED ANABOLIC STEROIDS. WHO'S NEXT? OR AS I SAID BEFORE, WILL A NEW ARTICLE SUDDENLY GO TO PRINT MEANING NOBODY WILL READ THIS....(OR IT'LL GET DELETED AGAIN)

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  76. From now on, on this blog, your deadlift = your authority.

    In the name of Jon Pall Sigmarsson's ghost, amen.

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  77. Fucking hell!!!! I've just put another post up, questioning about steroids again, all of 5 mins ago. It was showing, but now i've come back and guess what?!!! Fucking deleted again!! Guys, this page is HEAVILY censored, what a load of shit.

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  78. As far as official credentials go, no.

    I used a picture of myself as my avatar on the rosstraining forum a few years ago and the kids over there almost immediately started bombarding me with questions about strength training, mass building and strongman competition. My inbox there was constantly flooded. They were all pretty appreciative at first but after a while they became greedy. They'd throw hissy fits if their questions weren't answered right away. Since I never asked to be put in the position of being an online guru, as soon as it wasn't fun anymore I dropped it like the bad habit that it was. The last thing I want to talk about anymore is lifting weights.

    " I don't mean "do high rep wrist curls", but can you cite any meanin"
    If you passed on that one just because it was me who said it and you're still jealous that I was featured in Jamie's blog you're missing out. More people than I can count at this point have benefitted from doing high repetition wrist work. I'm not going to explain why it works because I don't do that anymore. Either do it or don't do it.

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  79. I want a poll on steroid usage Jamie, stop fucking deleting my posts!!!!!

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  80. I've never used steroids. Next?

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  81. I also have never touched steroids. Ok, who's next?

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  82. Porridge, the page isn't censored, you're just not intelligent. Tell you what, if you really want to learn all about steroids there's this website called google where you can look up anything you want. Steroids, David Goggins, anything at all.
    http://www.google.ca
    I even typed it out for you because I know you're a little slow and have trouble with that sort of thing.

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  83. My shit lift poundages should tell you i've never touched steroids. Yet. Next?

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  84. I use steroids, mainly because it makes me feel tougher that nature made me.

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  85. I use steroids because more test = more awesome

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  86. Steroids boost testosterone, which is the main male hormone. So that means that test makes you a man. And when you take steroids you admit that you are a pussy.

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  87. Any poll on this website means sweet fuck all since when Porridge isn't talking to me he's talking to himself.

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  88. That's it, guys. Enough's enough. You keep this shit up, I'm telling Rant. Then you'll be sorry.

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  89. If I was deleting posts, don't you think I'd delete your whiny bullshit, you pink bitch? Anonymous- you're dumber than you are weak, which is pretty fucking impressive. Keep up the shitty work, pussy.

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  90. By the way, anonymous, while you're busy posting all of your nonsensical bullshit, why not invent an appropriate name for yourself? I vote for LiberaceWasManlierThanMe- at least then one facet of your comments would be truthful.

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  91. dem oughttamated spam filtas go chop yo roid talk

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  92. HA, HA, HA!!!!! Jamie's raw nerve has been touched, and that raw nerve is STEROIDS. A drug free trainer would welcome the chance to say they have never used steroids.

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  93. http://www.hardgainer.com/

    A web site for DRUG FREE training, ie, not fucking pussies who need pills and injections to cheat.

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  94. http://www.hardgainer.com/

    A web page for DRUG FREE training, not steroid taking pussies. I'll give this 10 seconds before it's censored!!!

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  95. Jamie, why do posts keep dissapearing?

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  96. Jamie, please put an end to this thread, which Glen took over, and now this steroid nonsense.... It's time for a new one, even one of your drawings, iPod play list, or recent books.

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  97. I know you're an anti-censorship libertarian but is there anyway to stop anon posting on this blog? Weak-ass trolls are ruining it for the serious lifters. Or just kill the comments on the blog and post only on chaosandpain.com?

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  98. You'll hand the next thread over to me just as quickly, Porridge. Then you'll whine about it.
    Tell you what, retard, if you really want to learn about steroids there's this website called Google where you can look up anything you want.
    http://www.google.ca
    I even typed the URL out for you so you can copy and paste it. I know you're a little bit slow and might not have figured it out for yourself. Figuring shit out for yourself isn't exactly a strong area for you, is it?

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  102. Well, obviously there's a lot of stuff Jamie doesn't tell us about what he does. That is the point afterall - he does what is normal and intelligent, i.e. blazing his own trail towards his goals, and basically throws some crumbs in the direction of the unimaginitive, negative, demotivated and toxic faggots who can't find it in themselves to do the same - not because he wants to see a huge legion of Jamie Lewis clones, but because it pisses self motivated people off to see so much laziness and failure in the world. Either way, I along with other non-morons can easily see that what he posts here is not all he does.

    Do steroids fall into that category of "not all he does?"

    Let's pretend he did use steroids for a minute - who the fuck cares? By his own confession, his genetics do kind of suck for this sort of thing, so I wouldn't blame him if he wanted to dope a little. His body, his choice, his lifts still own yours. If he can make it happen, he can make it happen.

    Now let's consider how many articles he's written that sing the praises of clean & raw strength athletes of times gone past - can't we assume at this point that one of the guy's general goals is probably to emulate their feats, i.e. ridiculous lifts that are clean & raw? How do steroids fit in with that? Also, wouldn't Jamie have to do far less ketogenic dieting and dieting to cut if he was on 'roids?

    I think you fags are just trying to kill your own personal hero so you don't have to feel ashamed of your own mediocrity.

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  103. Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

    Jamie uses steroids. He'd rage if his name and steroids were even in the same book.

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  104. Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

    Jamie injects 2 liters of steroids into his body daily. His piss is purple. He's constantly rocking 2 moles of dope per liter of blood serum.

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  105. Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

    Jamie's running so rich that girls grow beards and adam's apples from being in the same room as him.

    Tatoos hide needle marks.

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  108. This is without a doubt the most useless comments thread.

    Type "IAGREE" if you agree, lets get 50 people agreeing.

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  109. In my experience with posting to blogspot, posts may appear to be accepted but never actually appear if you are using certain combinations of privacy settings and script blockers.
    (for firefox)
    -If using noscript, temporarily allow scripts from blogspot AND blogger
    -Under privacy options, check the box to allow third party cookies

    There may be other settings (and other browsers) that produce the same appearance of posts being deleted.

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  110. Porridge, what's with your obsession with polls and trying to get everyone to post that they agree with you. Are you that insecure? Must be the low testosterone.

    As far as me taking over the thread. I didn't take over shit. You handed it over just like you'll hand over the next one whenever I want you to. You work for me now.

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  111. Chaosandpain.com isn't actually my site. I'll have another blog up today, lest you worry.

    How about that dipshit misspelling tattoo? Epic.

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  112. The comments got picked up by the spam filter. There's 8 more pages of bullshit that idiots have posted that I'm marking as not spam.

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  113. I've just installed iStripper, and now I can watch the best virtual strippers on my desktop.

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