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18 January 2013

Cannibal Ash Samples, Bitches!

We've got scads of samples, so if you want to try out Chaos And Pain's new fatburner, hit us up on Facebook, like that shit, and follow the directions.
For those of you who like Killswitch Engage, Mike D'Antonio (their bassist) designed this label for us as well.

Cannibal Ash is an adipose incinerating thermogenic complex consisting of Evodiamine, Caffeine, Chocamine, Cayanne, Naringen, Green Tea (standardized for 50% polyphenol), White Tea (standardized for 50% polyphenol), and Black Tea (standardized for 50% polyphenol), Svetol, White Willow Bark, Synephrine HCL, Yohimbe HCL (standardized for 8% yohimbine), and Bioperine (1841 mg).

Apparently, Uncle Sam is keeping all of the good shit for himself.

We packed that motherfucker with every single stimulant the US government has seen fit to leave us.  Astonishingly, caffeine's not yet been banned, but as Lance Armstrong apparently used it while riding bikes with his skinny, ridiculously-clad friends, it probably will be soon.

Get in on the insanity with the more social motherfuckers who've already submitted vids and pics on Facebook.  Got something that beats a candid photo with Fabio?  I didn't think so, but we've got bunches of samples to send out.  Hit it up now, so that you don't end up like this poor broad.


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    When it does come out fully, will you be offering it internationally?

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