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24 June 2012

Chaos And Bang #9


A new CnB (Download here)!

We cover:
  • squatting 
  • drinking and lifting
  • zombies
  • getting shot in the chest while wearing a suit of armor comprised of naught but care tires
  • sundry other shit.

Here's the Chestbrah pic I detailed.  Don't be either of thses guys.

55 comments :

  1. Where exactly do we click to download these? Wants me to create an account!?

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  2. You have to create a 4Share account at this point in time.

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  3. can someone tell me what Jamie's pre work out stack is? What the hell, is it Pro tropics? Its really hard to hear.

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  4. What would you do if you were talking on a pod cast every week and a horde of zombies kept asking you the same retarded questions over and over?

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  5. Can anybody get on Dezso Ban? I keep getting something telling me only requested readers can read it

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  6. 1) You may find this interesting http://lifthard.com/a-sample-training/ .
    2) You train very similar to this, but more for powerlifting. Where do you fit in extra tricep work (both for size and benching strength)?

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  7. Hey Jamie. I noticed you highly dislike black metal in some of your posts. What's the reason behind that? Nothing gives me a bigger aggression boost in the gym than songs from Mayhem or Shining. It's fucking kick ass listening to Niklas Kvarforth's fucked up voice.

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  8. Kid in the pink shorts is trying to pull a Saxton Hale.

    Jesus fucking christ that's fucking ridiculous.

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  9. Let me just vote for more Violet. She is HOT. Any picks of her doing weights?

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    1. I'll see if I can dig any up. I've not seen any that I can think of. Broad's on fire, though.

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  10. Question for next podcast, What do you think about DMSO?

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  11. ChestBrah vs. Zombie Zyzz fight...who takes it? Also, more racist jokes please!

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  12. So...apparently Jamie does gay porn as well?
    http://queermenow.net/blog/musclebound-tucker-james-bottoms-for-dean-coxx-at-club-dean/

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    1. Hahahaha. You motherfuckers certainly took long enough to find it. I figure that lays to rest the whole "compensating for a little dick" theory.

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    2. I don't think I could bone any of my male friends from high school.

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    3. This is the perfect answer to "what kind of protein you on, dawg?"

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    4. Amusingly, Paul's getting bombarded with emails about his reaction to the news, and I've only gotten emails from the guy who outed me in the first place, asking for a login to Clubdean, hahahaha.

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    5. ooo so thats why its called "chaos and pain" XD Dude after all these blogs about how our era has lost its manliness.. At least i hope you made a lot of money out of this

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    6. Still more manly than anything Zyzz did.

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    7. Whats awesome is how little I care about Jamie's sexuality. Only people to be upset are the idol-worshiping close minded nut-huggers whose God/father figure is not as he seemed.

      But I do feel like making wise-cracks about jizz knocking you out of ketosis, and if your postwork out protein will be based on the amino, sugar and micro-nutrient profile of human spooge.

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    8. HEY JAMIE I HEARD THAT CHAOS AND PAIN WAS A FAG, DUD YOU NOW THIS????

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    9. Nothing unmanly about it, Crash. The ancient cultures we tend to revere for their "manliness" were chock full of dude on dude buttfuckery. The only thing unmanly in here is if you get all squeamish about it. Stick your dick in whatever the fuck you feel like and give no fucks.

      Well, wait... give fucks. That the whole idea, just give no fucks about giving fucks... aw fuck it. You know what I mean.

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    10. I know that before christianity there were no gay and streight. My comment was a joke, but from these blogs the last thing i would expect jamie to do is gay porn. Obviously he is free to not give a fuck and do whatever he wants. But how is gay sex manly?

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    11. There is an increasingly popular misconception that homosexuality in general was revelled in by Vikings, Romans and so on and seen as manly. In fact, only the man giving the buggering was accepted as a man. The receiver (in this case Jamie) was typically regarded as being overtly feminine, weak, and possibly worse. And even then as I understand it there are ancient Greeks which treat gay sex as a farcical degradation of society.

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    12. Ancient Greek plays I mean.

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    13. Sucking another man's cock = unmanly. But Jamie's still strong as fuck.

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    14. "The Author is an Asshole (but a warm and tight asshole).

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    15. Perhaps not quite so tight any more.

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    16. "Whats awesome is how little I care about Jamie's sexuality." This adequately sums up my position.

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    17. Well I do care and I think it's awesome that he's heteroflexible.

      (no homo)

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  13. can someone tell me what Jamie's pre work out stack is? What the hell, is it Pro tropics? Its really hard to hear.

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    1. EPH-100, Lipodrene, 5mg Yohimine HCL, and DMAA, all together.

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    2. Its also Nootropics. The term for "mind enhancing" drugs/meds/supps

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  14. Who the fuck cares what Jamie does in his privacy? I still have the same respect for this guy like I had before I saw those pics. Silly internet haters who talk big with their keyboards... You would never have the balls to confront him IRL the way you do via the Internet. Jamie, keep up the good work with your blog. Greetings from Germany.

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  15. Just finally got your book. Its awesome, as I expected. A shirt will be bought after the next pay period. Keep it up man.

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  16. I don't think anyone is realy hating on Jamie Mal, the dude has put amazing and very motivating information and no matter how crazy he is that and the work he puts in this blog will always be greatly appreciated. It's just that people tend to be suprized by craziness, thats all.

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  17. What's so crazy about two men having sex? We're living in 2012, not in the dark ages of christianity.

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    1. Before i posted my last comment, i saw something jamie posted on reddit, about what happened. Go see that and tell me it's happening every day.

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    2. Also, first you said that we hate on Jamie, he even said in the new podcast, that this is not the case, and now you said "we 're not in the dark ages of christianity". Do you think at all before you post? Who the fuck said that?

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  19. Its like if you saw your friend of a few years whom you thought was straight, who would send you pictures of tits and hot naked chicks, in a gay porn. You would think that was craziness..

    anyways, fuck hero worship, and fuck all the white knights disgracing by "coming to his aid" and "defending him". He is a grown man and capable of handling shit on his own. He doesn't need you vicarious nut huggers swarming to cover him.

    And lets ditch the PC shit, if he wants to make racist jokes, he can take gay jokes back. Its not hatred, its banter. There is a difference.

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  20. For all you homophobic losers out there freaking out about the link to the Club Dean video - mull this one over: from (this) womans perspective (seeing) this just makes me want to bang him even more than before...

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  21. "And lets ditch the PC shit, if he wants to make racist jokes, he can take gay jokes back. Its not hatred, its banter. There is a difference."

    Nuff said!

    As long as his advice is still valid, I couldn't give less fucks!

    DONE

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  22. Woah!Was reading these comments whilst eating a pasta mayonnaise bowl haha
    Wasn't expecting that bombshell thats for sure!

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  23. He fucked some dude or dudes, I don't give a flying fuck other than it proves once again that dudes into tough guy hardcore enjoy fucking other dudes. However, I'm bummed he hates black metal, listen to some fucking Destroyer 666 and tell me you don't want to smash someone's fucking skull in with a rock! Come on now, there's so much fucking powerful black metal out there.

    All that shit aside I enjoy the podcasts, they're pretty fucking good.

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  24. fuckin love choline with b5. cheap as fuck and should be doing the same thing as acetylcholine if i got my shit straight. nothing better than doing homework on that, besides maybe a shit ton of straight theanine.

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  25. When you guys were discussing 'zyzz' and 'chestbrahh' i googled the same images and fucking laughed hard when i heard Jamie commenting on the same pictures i was looking at.

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