tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post7993190407243425212..comments2024-01-18T10:01:07.136-05:00Comments on Chaos and Pain: Can't Gain Weight? Guess What- You're Doing It Wrong #2Jamie Lewishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16182869171233847161noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-8035630384602238222012-10-30T03:58:08.674-04:002012-10-30T03:58:08.674-04:00Healthgenie provides wide international range of S...Healthgenie provides wide international range of Supplements. Buy Nutritional Supplements, whey proteins, fish oil, <a href="http://www.healthgenie.in/nutrition/sports-and-fitness/weight-gainers.html" rel="nofollow">weight gainers</a>,<br />, fat burners, pre and post work outs online and pay on delivery.<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03469708027240347333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-2587445490412593272011-08-18T19:42:24.127-04:002011-08-18T19:42:24.127-04:00Your previous sentence would indicate that you sim...Your previous sentence would indicate that you simply muddled your tenses. Our issue here seems to stem from the fact that your words are as twisted and feeble as an old woman.Jamie Lewishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16182869171233847161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-82660732546166646032011-08-18T19:01:40.865-04:002011-08-18T19:01:40.865-04:00'They got nowhere' was past tense Mr Chaos...'They got nowhere' was past tense Mr Chaos and Pain. Then they took steroids and now everything works. 'They GET nowhere' would suggest the steroids weren't helping. It's a tricky language, I guess i'm helped by the fact I come from where it was invented. Love you Dray ;)Ranthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09779490320532017632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-31376995711220627812011-08-18T18:03:58.216-04:002011-08-18T18:03:58.216-04:00@K- I'd focus on rack work, pendlay rows, and...@K- I'd focus on rack work, pendlay rows, and dumbbell shit. Zerchers will help as well, although I'm not clear on why you're asking about them as a lower back exercise.<br /><br />That, or find another gym.Jamie Lewishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16182869171233847161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-18189140203814326662011-08-18T15:07:10.686-04:002011-08-18T15:07:10.686-04:00Just to pile on, fake Rant- "I work with seve...Just to pile on, fake Rant- "I work with several people who use steroids, and they're laughable. They got nowhere doing leg extensions, french presses and lateral raises etc, HAHA". That's a direct quote, buddy.<br /><br />As to your Aristotle comment, I live in Alabama, the place where erections go to die. Eunuchs get more ass than I do. You are correct on that one, sir- my erudition doesn't help in the land of NASCAR and Hank the second.<br /><br />To the guy who asked about the chick with the booty, that is Jayden James.Jamie Lewishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16182869171233847161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-1088171080631436612011-08-18T15:04:10.093-04:002011-08-18T15:04:10.093-04:00Cannibal LOLocaust - how about i show you a video ...Cannibal LOLocaust - how about i show you a video of your mom sucking my balls?Ranthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09779490320532017632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-61585853519764022362011-08-17T23:43:34.178-04:002011-08-17T23:43:34.178-04:00Fake Rant - Deadlift video or GTFO.Fake Rant - Deadlift video or GTFO.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-61321609898719536682011-08-17T22:26:47.291-04:002011-08-17T22:26:47.291-04:00Rant, it works out by way of you not being able to...Rant, it works out by way of you not being able to out eat or out lift them.<br /><br />And you're not even the real Rant.<br /><br />http://www.blogger.com/profile/10869992772509116263<br /><br />That's Rant. You're fake-Rant. So you have less than no credibility, and even less evidence to back up your assertion that you were 260 lbs at 5'8" or stronger than a kitten.drayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01485898408046401676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-20537359048691652602011-08-17T20:43:57.226-04:002011-08-17T20:43:57.226-04:00gotta ask ... who is the chick in the "At lea...gotta ask ... who is the chick in the "At least somebody knows how to bulk properly." pic ?00sambahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09219674278705096892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-53729940377347060532011-08-17T20:26:18.925-04:002011-08-17T20:26:18.925-04:00Jippo - i'm truly not surprised you cropped yo...Jippo - i'm truly not surprised you cropped your face off your Blogger photo, hahaha!! Fuck me, when you stop using a Bullworker and start working out with weights i'll take any comments you make more seriously!<br /><br />Unknown - Jamie can't possibly be a celebrity trainer. Imagine him training some celeb on tv, the poor cameraman having to constantly drop down two feet every time he speaks just to get him in frame. He'd be allright for radio though.<br /><br />And Jamie (if that's what your name really is...), for a guy who reads Aristotle (I bet the chicks are impressed with that one....zzz..zzz...), you sure didn't understand what i wrote -<br /><br />"..then claim that steroids do nothing if you don't use them with the proper exercise regime."<br /><br />Erm, no, read it again. I said they DO work with clueless exercises, it's clearly written.<br /><br />Dray - again you're trying to be Jamies' 'mini me', but without any real intelligence, lifting credentials or muscle size to back it up (I accept Jamie does have all three of these, just because i'm picking at some points of his writing doesn't mean i don't appreciate he's good). And you're too tall to be him, so give it up. Please explain Dray, how me not being able to out eat some gay looking, mustachioed, roid dude equates to it being worth my while listening to their assertion that their massive food intake was the secret to their success? How the fuck does that statement work out? For what it's worth, about three years ago my huge appetite got me to about 260lb at 5'8''. Pneumonia got me down to 210lb in 5 weeks, (and i looked ripped). So what does that prove? That i was once a fat bastard who then got ill? Or i'm a weight gaining, dieting fucking legend? I'd say the second, but either way, i look fucking brutal now, all steroid free, and i'm in my 40's. So suck my cock.Ranthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09779490320532017632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-2439807483815108942011-08-17T19:32:10.681-04:002011-08-17T19:32:10.681-04:00what about my question?, fuckwhat about my question?, fuckA-manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14931893547446997122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-77082329877619608332011-08-17T18:26:06.497-04:002011-08-17T18:26:06.497-04:00Lyle McDonald can suck my balls. He just looks lik...Lyle McDonald can suck my balls. He just looks like an old skinny guy, all the science babble in the world can't hide that. Sure he knows a thing or two about nutrition but who gives a fuck when you seemingly have no strength accomplishments or personality to back it up. Plus i vaguely remember reading somewhere that he tried coming on to that Christine chick who used to post here on her facebook page knowing full well she was underage.<br /><br />Fuck Lyle McDonald, fuck him in his stupid asshole hahaha. <br /><br />P.S. Yes drunk.<br />P.P.S Rant you're a retard, maybe if you'd stick some test in your ass you might actually get laid or do something cool once in a while.<br /><br />Cool article Jamie, keep 'em coming man.Jippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14259038396437116091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-34046969836054584182011-08-17T12:26:57.340-04:002011-08-17T12:26:57.340-04:00I get pissed if I can't cram at least an entir...I get pissed if I can't cram at least an entire paragraph into a single sentence.<br /><br />I meant Amerika.org and its sister site Anus.com, both misanthropic pro-eugenics commentary on modern civilization - the former in terms of politics and the latter in terms of philosophy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-11432534810490194632011-08-17T12:24:55.934-04:002011-08-17T12:24:55.934-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-43111675949097397852011-08-17T11:59:53.772-04:002011-08-17T11:59:53.772-04:00That was one of the most impressive run-ons in the...That was one of the most impressive run-ons in the history of the written word. Lewis Carroll would masturbate to it if he were still alive.<br /><br />As to the latter, I assume you're referring to the Kafka book, which I read in high school at some point but don't remember at all. As to the Finn, never read any of his stuff.Jamie Lewishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16182869171233847161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-1125022684397052752011-08-17T11:59:16.735-04:002011-08-17T11:59:16.735-04:00Who's the broad btw?Who's the broad btw?brainwash92https://www.blogger.com/profile/16656807920435460453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-41152013647511801152011-08-17T11:51:54.269-04:002011-08-17T11:51:54.269-04:00That's intredasting. I'm currently in the ...That's intredasting. I'm currently in the process of hustling up money and sales experience in the training business so I can get a job in pharmaceutical sales on the reasoning that much like I don't want to be a doctor because I hate people, technical skill and knowledge be damned, I feel it'd be much easier and more profitable to fight the downhill battle of selling pills to doctors so the lowest common denominator can just come to them to buy pills full of tapeworm eggs rather than trying to fight the uphill battle of trying to "motivate" the same simple minded proles to do what they should have been doing in the first place without anybody needing to say a word.<br /><br />Great minds, I guess. I figured if I took that approach I could build a hermit compound out in the woods and secede from society at large before I could even afford a private studio as a glorified freelance fat camp instructor.<br /><br />Have you read Pentti Linkola or Amerika yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-41752767258129117802011-08-17T11:24:13.457-04:002011-08-17T11:24:13.457-04:00@Unknown- I've actually been asked that quest...@Unknown- I've actually been asked that question a lot. Part of the reason is that if I made this into a money-making venture rather than something I do for fun, I'd be hard-pressed not to sell out in one way or another, and I'd likely stop enjoying it because it'd become work. Additionally, I've been a trainer, and it sucks- I loathe dragging people through workouts. Either they want to lift and they will, or they don't want to, in which case they should stay the fuck home. Being a trainer is more cheerleader than it is coach. Finally, if you hadn't noticed, I'm a bit of a misanthrope- I don't like or trust people enough to put myself in a position to depend on them.<br /><br />On that note, I've heard recently that Lyle McDonald, among others, seems to take issue with me as a person on Facebook. If any of you happen across anything along those lines, send it my way, as I'm not now, and will likely never be on that site. chaos_and_pain@yahoo.comJamie Lewishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16182869171233847161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-12700748655895341692011-08-17T11:16:49.709-04:002011-08-17T11:16:49.709-04:00@the guy too fucking piss-weak and frightened of h...@the guy too fucking piss-weak and frightened of his own shadow to post under his real name- Irrespective of what you "truly believe", your assertion is as logically inconsistent as it is scientifically unsound and of dubious moral sources. You cannot assert on one point that steroids change your metabolism so fundamentally that they'll cause you to digest fat in a markedly different way from a natural lifter and then claim that steroids do nothing if you don't use them with the proper exercise regime. Either they're magical, or they're not. Furthermore, there's no evidence of any kind that the magical properties of steroids you allege enhance one's musculature and nervous system to the point that steroid users are in no way similar to natural lifters. Finally, where's the line you draw against "cheating"? The people who drew the line don't even understand the mechanisms by which exogenous hormones work. Vitamin D is a hormone- should that be criminalized as well? What about people with naturally higher test levels than average- should they be forced to take exogenous estrogen to level the playing field? <br /><br />I tell you what- try getting someone to read Aristotle's "Rhetoric" to you, and then explain what they read. Thereafter, do a little research, and then email me the most scathing, unassailable essay on this topic- I'll post it for you so you have a forum, and then reply in kind. I enjoy a good debate, even if it's against a guy who's terrified of the real world and who brings a dull spoon to an intellectual gunfight.Jamie Lewishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16182869171233847161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-15342145096059207332011-08-16T23:18:25.461-04:002011-08-16T23:18:25.461-04:00Hey guise, my name is Cannibal LOLocaust and I'...Hey guise, my name is Cannibal LOLocaust and I'd like you to know that Rant is only here because I trolled him hard on his site.<br /><br />Now that Rant has been trolled, I have a question 100% unrelated to the info in this article as I am not a hardgainer:<br /><br />Jamie, you know your shit and you're in excellent condition. Out of sheer curiosity, why is it you're not trying to become some fitness guru celebrity trainer? Surely you could be more successful at the training business than the vast majority. Is that an informed decision on your part?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-24498379418783761242011-08-16T19:42:08.557-04:002011-08-16T19:42:08.557-04:00Rant, you couldn't out-eat any of these guys i...Rant, you couldn't out-eat any of these guys if your life depended on it. So, whether they were on steroids or jacked off their dog on a weekly basis or what have you, I think when they attribute their success to their diet, I think that warrants a listen.drayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01485898408046401676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-86074864021776742102011-08-16T19:20:50.740-04:002011-08-16T19:20:50.740-04:00Harrow Abe!! Why you no go eat sum ruckin alsatian...Harrow Abe!! Why you no go eat sum ruckin alsatian kebab, you ruckin riddiot!!!<br /><br />Now listen. Regardless of who I REALLY am, my point about steroids is this. I truly believe that any self respecting weight trainer, who had spent many years naturally (ie, steroid free) building up their muscle mass and strength would NEVER give credit to another person who had decided to do so with the help of steroids - the only time I think that doing so would be warranted would be where the person in question was totally open and honest about their drug use (ie, Louie Simmons comes to mind), not putting their accelerated progress down to, say, fucking Muscle Milk for instance, or creatine. Or worse still, tribulus, HAHAHAHA, that one's fucking funny! I'm pretty sure it's not illegal to use steroids, only to supply them, so why keep it secret? I work with several people who use steroids, and they're laughable. They got nowhere doing leg extensions, french presses and lateral raises etc, HAHA, but that kind of weak shit DOES work with drugs. Trust me, i've seen it. The only reason i know of their drug use is because one of them is very open about it, almost thinks it's cool to be on them, and has become the main supplier to the others. He tells me exactly what they buy off him. These people are cunts. And if you're still reading this then so are you. Be a man, don't cheat. And read Stuart McRobert, he is THE king of strength and size knowledge, even Jamie has said so.Ranthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09779490320532017632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-17592335815773168862011-08-16T18:09:21.847-04:002011-08-16T18:09:21.847-04:00*I just CAN touch them when...*I just CAN touch them when...A-manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14931893547446997122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-37449921301414669712011-08-16T17:28:53.715-04:002011-08-16T17:28:53.715-04:00Jamie an off topic question:
my country's oly...Jamie an off topic question: <br />my country's olympic lifting team trains at the gym where I train and they use all the platforms, thus, I can't do deadlifts, cleans or snatches in a regular basis, I can't just touch them when they have off days (once a month or so). would zercher lift would be an option for training the lower back/harmstrings?A-manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14931893547446997122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835524249360195666.post-16568884018168404972011-08-16T11:10:37.298-04:002011-08-16T11:10:37.298-04:00The problem with debating the insane is that their...The problem with debating the insane is that their arguments generally make no sense. Even the best laid plans, logic, and argumentation can be derailed by a lunatic who simply responds with "the hyperbolic nature of oranges brings screwdriver mistletoe", which is about as coherent as Rant's clones can be. As ridiculous as Rant was, I doubt this is he, as I would hope that Rant understands that while steroids do some impressive things, they don't change one's body chemistry to the point where they can no longer mate with homo sapiens sapiens.Jamie Lewishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16182869171233847161noreply@blogger.com