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29 July 2010

G-Mac's Wipeout Video... the funny one. Seriously.


Apologies again for the bad link.


"Quote: 
"So what, once I killed a gopher with a stick". 

I had to fight a raccoon to the death once over a tree fort. In the final skirmish I brought a golf club up the tree with me. A putter I had found while hiking on the escarpment. I don't know how long our final encounter lasted but it felt like a really long time. We both ended up at the end of a very thin branch that was nowhere near thick enough for either one of us, never mind both. I remember feeling pretty scared in the last few moments; it was either him or me. Yeah, that fucker ended up in a garbage bag that got thrown off a friend's 10th floor balcony. I missed the dumpster on the first throw and had to go downstairs and toss him in from the ground." - The Glen 

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  1. Now I imagine you guys can see why I interviewed him in the first place.

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  2. bwa ha ha ha ha....that was awesome.

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  3. I... eat a lot of sandwiches... and watch a lot of porn. A LOT of porn.

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  4. watched the new video. It's hard to imagine being less impressed. He doesn't seem angry.
    Maybe a bit dim, but not angry.
    All this fuss over another tiny guy?

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  5. I interviewed him because he was hilarious in the video. I only discovered how angry he was thereafter. Frankly, his diet fascinates me more than anything else- it's like he's in a competition with himself to utilize the shittiest protein sources on Earth, yet he's ripped to pieces.

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  6. Glen is a faggot. The Old School-type humor was pretty cutting edge circa 2003, but it's been so played out at this point that most people have moved on to greener, i.e., more creative, pastures.

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  7. I love how everyone fucking hates him with a passion.

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  8. That was hilarious!

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  9. You do realize that all the hate will only give him more power.

    That video was funny as hell.

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  10. "Glen is a faggot. The Old School-type humor was pretty cutting edge circa 2003, but it's been so played out at this point that most people have moved on to greener, i.e., more creative, pastures."

    You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

    MAC 50 REPRESENT

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  11. "I interviewed him because he was hilarious in the video."

    Why don't you try to get an interview with Poundstone, or someone who's got an opinion actualy worth reading, hey I'm sure Derek's a good sport, and if you enjoy hilarity, I bet he'd be glad to do the interview wearing a novelty hat or something, just for you.

    This cunts take at workplace levity looks like a pissweak attempt at an audition tape for JACKASS.

    Or, So you think you can dance..

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  12. Jamie, you jumped the shark on this one. No points, epic fail.

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  13. If I jumped the shark, that means that this single entry began a steady decline from which this blog will never recover! That sucks!

    As for interviewing Derek Poundstone, 1) he's interviewed all over the place, 2) he's got no impetus to do an interview with me, and 3) there are 987234987324 interviews with him on the web. Why the fuck would I reinvent the wheel with another?

    To anon- Loving the Idiocracy quote.

    It's fascinating that the very people asserting that G-Mac's an uncompelling read are the people who feel compelled to post in response. Speaking of compelling, if Dracoy emails me, I'll do a three part interview on him, haha, just to fuck with you guys. That, and he's fucking hilarious.

    Stop taking yourselves so fucking seriously, people.

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  14. G-Mac for President (even if he is from Canada)

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  15. Half your blog is an attempt to 'reinvent the wheel'. That said, you shouldn't care since enough people are sticking around to read about it.

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  16. Dracoy has to be interviewed.Also Rant because he is part of this fucked up community too.Plus deep down he would love the attention.

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  17. Now that I've seen the real video, I admit he's pretty funny, but in the category of absurdly violent people profiled by Chaos and Pain, I think Charles Bronson has a much better sense of humor, and is probably a lot better at stomping people in the head. I really wish you could do an interview with him although I can see how that might be difficult.

    For those readers who did not find the last post entertaining, I highly recommend re-reading it while listening to "Ah, C'mon Fuck a Guy," by the eminent purveyor of angry Canadian culture, Chuggo. I couldn't stop laughing.

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  18. You're hilarious! You're like the Maddox of fitness. I really like your blog--you know your stuff AND you deliver it in awesome ways. Plus, anyone who has a link to the Badass of the Week is just that much more awesome. Eagerly looking forward to reading (and laughing!) a lot more.

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  19. I'll find out some time in August whether or not I actually made it onto Wipeout or not. If I end up winning I'll be $50,000 richer and be able to buy and sell any one of you fucks. You're all worthless as it is anyway.

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  20. I work with glen, there was tons of other shit I couldnt put in the video or the boss might see it and fire him. crazy shit.

    he puts nails through boards at work with just his hands!... its fucking insane

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  21. also, I was the one who put the cheese 80's music in to add that goofy wipeout contestant element

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  22. Interview dracoy, but in verse, like one of those old shakespearean poems. He is a literary genius of the highest order, and he is funny. I want to know more about him!!!

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  23. I think you should interview the guy that got huge for Twilight(srs).

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  24. This guy is a NORMAL fn guy The video is made in the workplace, albiet should white collars find out about it the might get upset. Derek Poundstone does his shit to make a living and he's no doubt good at it. Everyone wants to be poundstone strong but no one does shit about it. This guy just goes out and man handles shit not to the extent of poundstone but fuck poundstone what has he every done for me? At least this f'er was nicer enough to respond to this blog.

    He's not the strongest mofo on the planet but he tries at every moment to wreak havoc and not on internet blogs haha.

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  25. To be honest I don't think Mac is as much of a asshole as he seems in these posts. I'm pretty sure anyone could come off like that if only asked certain questions.

    It's the nature of this blog to be a dick. How many anonymous posters are assholes on here.

    At least Mac has the balls to put his name on the shit he talks.

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  26. And he is very helpful over at the RT board.

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  27. rejuvenile21 - FUCKING EXACTLY. He's a regular fucking guy, not some sponsored athlete who has access to every piece of equipment of which he could want and every supplement he could want or need.

    Damnthefreshman- That's the greatest fucking compliment ever bestowed upon me. Seriously.

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  28. So have I taken your "Most Hated" titke yet, Jamie?

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  29. After watching this video I like Glen more. The interview painted him as simply a moody fuck that hated the world but he looks like a decent, hardworking guy, with a sense of humor.

    I still think California developed Megan's law for characters like him though...

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  30. lol, i work with a bunch of alcoholic ironorkers who are tough sobs and i also think man image if they knew about proper doet and training they could be great athletes... but they dont give give fuck and pound back at least 12 pack a night while hammering 12tons a steel a day on a couple coffees and some cheap sandwhiches at the corner store?

    I seen my forman grab a 16lb sledge and for 12 hours non stop pound away on his hands and knees at steel because the job had to get done while i could barely lift the fucker.

    anyways, this fuckers in hamilton prob a local shouts out to any ironworkers what what local 725 out here drunk as fuck long weekend woot woot!

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  31. Jaime, I always wanted to hear your thought on powerlifting. Do you think you might come up with a blog post about that soon?

    Also, funny interview and video!

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  32. What do you mean? In terms of what? Training for powerlifting? Opinion on gear? Opinion on the sport in general?

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  33. Just the sport in general/the training methods.

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  34. Hey Jamie, what's your opinion on Thursdays, in general?

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  35. I only like the third one of every month.

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  36. Glen Fucking McDaniels STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!

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  37. "If I jumped the shark, that means that this single entry began a steady decline from which this blog will never recover! That sucks!"

    This line is still fucking hilarious.

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